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SeaRayMan
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Old Preist
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2/19/2008 9:46:18 AM
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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see former President Bill and Senator Hillary Clinton before I die," whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father." replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; the Clintons would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, "I don't know w hy the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT." Bill agreed--it was a very good thing for her campaign once they put out a press release about it.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally Bill Clinton spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
"Amen," said Bill.
"Amen," said Hillary.
The old priest continued, "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
*remember this parable come November!*
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Lady
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Correction
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2/19/2008 10:47:00 AM
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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see President Bush and Vice President Cheney before I die," whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father." replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the White House and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; they would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, George commented to Dick, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images and might even get us above the 29% approval rating. After all, there is my legacy to think about." Dick agreed--it was a very good thing for both of them once they put out a press release about it.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took George's hand in his right hand and Dick's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally George spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
"Amen," said George.
"Amen," said Dick.
The old priest continued, "He died between two liars. I would like to do the same."
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