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Name:	HubCap -	Reply
Subject:	How Hot & Dry Is It In Arizona ?
Date:	8/11/2011 7:46:36 AM

A buddy out of Bull Head City said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen. A man in Gila Bend said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. On Lake Pleasant, they caught a 20 lb. catfish that had ticks on it! But just this week in Phoenix, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog and I saw two trees fighting over a dog. It's so dry in Arizona that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water. Now THAT's DRY!

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	True story
Date:	8/11/2011 8:57:37 AM (updated 8/11/2011 8:59:09 AM)

As a kid I often joined my dad to listen to Dizzy Dean and Peewee Reese do the Saturday baseball radio broadcast. Once at a game in St Louis Peewee commented that it was 95 in the press box so it must be 110 on the field. Dizzy replied in his deep drawl..."Shoot Peewee, when I was playing in the Texas League it was sometime so hot we would build us a fire in the dugout and stand around it to keep cool!"

We don't make them like that anymore.

Name:	HubCap -	Reply
Subject:	True story
Date:	8/11/2011 11:36:12 AM

It is so dry here in central N C, A farmer told me yesterday that some catfish were hatched on his farm last year and they still haven't learn to swim

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