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lakngulf
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12/31/2009 12:10:56 PM
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Some folks use tea leaves, others a crystal ball, but the best predictions come from studying……chicken feathers, so here are the
“Eclectic Chicken Auction New Year Predictions for 2010”
January: Maddog has a George Costanza moment after his “I must swim every month” swim on January 5th. He explains to his wife “Well, as I came out of the water, I looked down, it looked like an icycle, I thumped it, and it fell off”
February: Feb has to go to counseling when Tallulahhound breaks the news to him, “No, Feb, the month is not named after you”.
March: After winning a relicensing injunction on lake level, the water warriors—FullPool, PC AL, Kenny D, FLgirl, preserveLM, and Osms---- march on the Alabama Power office in Clanton chanting “Four eighty three at last, four eighty three at last”
April: After convincing Delta to install two Etecs on the plane for his next flight, jlazc breaks a world record in a flight from Willow Point to Wetumpka.
May: Finishing its GPS monitoring system, Alabama Power installs a satelite system over Lake Martin to electronically signal and prohibit any structural change within 30 feet of 490…except for property owned by Russell Lands, Inc.
June: With the huge success of his football pools in the fall, and needing a little “action” for the summertime, BigFoot initiates the first ever “Spookey Marine Poker Run Pool”. He stations slow pontoon boats (you know who you are) at various locations to get up-to-the-minute results of the poker hands, red faces, and pictures of the best bumpers.
July: The entire acquapalooza stage is set up for a return engagement. The Kowalgia waters are filled with boats, swimmers, and the Lake Martin Love Shack. However, the entertainers fail to attend, so Maverick shows “elf” movies on the big screen.
August: Mack, Little Talisi, WarEggle and Maddog finally get their “Lake Martin Butt-Slapping BBQ Cookoff”. Several questions are answered: BGE vs Smoker, Pork vs Beef, Cooking time per pound, Cholestrol per bite. During the event an official name is selected: “Lake Martin Bumpers and Butts”
September: 4lakelivn organizes the first ever “Lake Martin Newcomers Association” with information and tips for new lake home owners and boaters. Noagenda and Hadenuff are enlisted to write policies and procedures. Online daily restaurant reviews by Pontoonfisher, Kizma, ‘hound, bamaalum and PC AL. Catboat will be featured each month with an article on bumpers, fenders, oil and other chit.
October: After being finalists in Last Comic Standing, Summer Lover and Rude Evin are invited to the White House along with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid for the “Jokesters Beer Summit”
November: Lake Martin Off-Topic forum (aka Political Moo-chit) is finally abolished, as all the democrats are voted out of office. MartiniMan, WaterWatcher, GoneFishing, ‘Hound, MrHodja and lotowner form a bridge club.
December: Alan Jackson buys the Schrushy Mansion, and sets up stage for the entire month. Guest stars are Jimmy Buffet, Willie Nelson, and the off-key karoke singers from Chucks marine (unfortunately, you don’t know who you are).
Happy Twenty-Ten !!
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BigFoot
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12/31/2009 1:04:48 PM
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LMAO....hey rude....just as Mav is forwarding a free BBQ lunch (that he says you owe him) on to somebody else, I am forwarding the Maestro tag onto LAKNGULF!!
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rude evin
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12/31/2009 1:06:31 PM
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To quote a great American........." You ain't right".......!
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but the real plan is to have Cat weld on some air strakes and a rudder, and another motor mount to the Bennington; that should make it really fly!....Mav, your plan for modifications will soon be obsolete.
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CAT BOAT
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Close....
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12/31/2009 1:38:40 PM
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It can go faster, that is for sure. Bring it on over.
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CAT BOAT
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12/31/2009 1:39:43 PM
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Now, that IS some funny chit right there. Lets have a for real Pontoon boat race. All kidding aside. Race from Kowaliga bridge to power lines.
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Summer Lover
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12/31/2009 2:50:20 PM
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When Rude and I are done, it will give a whole new meaning to the term "beer bash". And don't count on getting any pictures of us during our discussions....
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GoneFishin
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12/31/2009 4:09:19 PM
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In a weak moment trying to show love and forgivness to my partner Water Watcher, I open 6 Hearts!!!!!
Lakie, that was funny stuff.
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A Poker Run is exclusively Cathouse territory.
Spookeay Marine is all about Vintage Vessels and Classic Glass.
My customers like to creep along. buffing and polishing brass and chrome fixtures the entire way. LOL
But now,,,,,,,a Pontoon boat race does sound sedatively exciting. In a Xanax sort of way.
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Summer Lover
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Spookey Marine Poker Run?
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12/31/2009 4:25:01 PM
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Vintage Vessels and Classic Glass, polishing fixtures. That sounds like it could get pretty exciting NCII.
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Gezzzz,,, so many of you have minds in places I fear to tread.
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rude evin
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12/31/2009 6:39:15 PM
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And a new tradition/obligation is born..........the LNG New Year Prognostications..........hey LNG, any hint after looking into your crystal ball who will call for and sponsor the first meet-up?
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rude evin
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BF...............
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12/31/2009 6:58:05 PM
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But only on a loan basis..........you gotta have it for the March Madness.......oh, and about the alledged BBQ dinner Mav says I owed him, even if I did owe him (which is highly unlikely) that debt has been repaid by my giving away that prize winning chili receipe to him on the Grilling forum. I have evidence that he took it and made a batch and fed his family. Done.Finished. Over. Repaid.
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BigFoot
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BF...............
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12/31/2009 7:03:36 PM
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..lol..you got me rolling on the floor now(in the absence of something to spew)
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BigFoot
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12/31/2009 7:09:00 PM
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..that is correct-o-mundo rude...when you do a job once, it attaches itself to you
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Maverick
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Now BF
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12/31/2009 7:23:52 PM
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Honestly BF who do you believe the silver tongue devil or me?
Yes Rude I still want my BBQ lunch you owe me and WALLACE is only a 2 hour drive from Bham and I need some more White Lightning and I do not mean moonshine, even though Rude has connections for that as well.
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Feb
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I Now Understand
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12/31/2009 8:00:58 PM
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There is a big Full Moon out over the Lake, and the Hound is howling.
A Blue Moon too boot.
Everyone have a Happy New Years.
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lakngulf
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12/31/2009 8:05:47 PM
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Hey, I just do what BigFoot tells me to. He calls all the shots and creativity only comes once in a blue moon
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