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lotowner
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Hooker's Union Rules
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6/10/2009 9:28:18 PM
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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'
'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered..
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. 'We observe all union rules.'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'
'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.
'I'd like her,' he said..
'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here
has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'
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rude evin
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Hooker's Union Rules
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6/10/2009 9:53:06 PM
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LMAO.......now that there is a funny joke, I don't care who you are............
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Maverick
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Ditto Rude's Comments - EOM
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6/10/2009 10:02:02 PM
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CAT BOAT
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Uh huh....
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6/10/2009 11:30:13 PM
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Thats sum funny chit right there.... :0
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but isn't there a joke forum here?
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lotowner
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Funny
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6/11/2009 9:48:35 AM
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Not intended to be a joke. This is an attack on the UAW and the damage that they have done to the US automobile industry.
Sorry that you did not see the meaning or was this a dig!
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DirtDiva
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Hooker's Union Rules
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6/11/2009 12:03:55 PM
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LMOA ROFL so hard I can't get up!
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CAT BOAT
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Hooker's Union Rules
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6/11/2009 1:46:12 PM
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Well then, Dirt... Just lay there... :)
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lakngulf
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Funny
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6/11/2009 1:54:00 PM
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Hound, did anyone complain about your "Saturday Morning Smile" post? We have the topics but I am fine with an open posting policy.
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Talullahhound
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No dig intended
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6/11/2009 4:16:00 PM
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I just thought it was a joke. But it certainly made me smile.
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DirtDiva
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Hooker's Union Rules
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6/11/2009 6:01:46 PM
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I can't keep laying here - I'm not a member of the union......
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Swimmer27
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LMAO
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6/12/2009 6:46:45 AM
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now THAT was funny chit Diva.
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CAT BOAT
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Hooker's Union Rules
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6/12/2009 3:45:56 PM
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ha ha ha ha. Funny. Then, what benefits do you offer?
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